SheeleyCo Mystery Hat Thingie!

It's My Mystery Hat Situation!

Well, I'm sitting here staring at a bunch of hats. Exciting, right? Singles, low stock, samples, prototypes. Stuff I won't be taking to events or listing online because I just don't have will to gather it all and post them individually or haul it all around. So now You can get something silly for a nice little discount.

Every hat in this batch is a one-off, a sample, or the last few of a run that I produced exclusively for an event. Some are prototypes. Some are survivors of a production run that I couldn't justify restocking. All of them deserve a head, rather than the box(es) they're inhabiting in my garage aka "my really professional warehouse space."

Treat yourself. Treat someone else. Or just let me take you on a pretty ok headwear journey.

$25 Solo Adventure

• Includes:
  One random hat in which you have zero say. Might be corduroy, might be a random trucker hat or even waxed cotton. All of it will be my silly art and style. Most have patches. A few are embroidered

$40 Double Time

• Includes:
  Two randomly selected hats. One for you. One for a friend. Or one for your extra head. I don't judge. You do you. Same notes from above.

$50 Triple Threat

• Includes:
  Three hats from the vault. Same rules as the rest. Accept your fate and press onward. Now you have options.

$100 OCTUPLE EXPLOSION

• Includes:
  Eight flippin' hats. Do you even need this many?!
  Probably some stickers and who knows what the hell else I'll throw in there.

This is the big one that no one in their right mind needs unless you're outfitting your family or office team in questionable headwear.

A Few Notes

• Hats are chosen at random by me, because its just me packing all of this shit up.
• Everything in this batch is not currently listed in my shop. These are samples, test runs, prototypes, low stock pieces and singles left in inventory.
• Multi-hat buys will never have duplicates of the same design. A few orders might overlap though if you place several!
• One size fits most. If your head is an actual watermelon, you might be up the proverbial creek.
• All sales final on these suckers. Take your chances!
• Available until these boxes are empty.

All sales final. Own a piece of history. Or something. Look, I have to come up with the copy for all of this and sometimes I just let my fingers and brain do whatever they want.

Yes? Yes indeed.