{"product_id":"sheeleyco-mystery-hat-thingie","title":"SheeleyCo Mystery Hat Thingie!","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"205\" data-start=\"175\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"205\" data-start=\"178\"\u003eIt's My Mystery Hat Situation!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"533\" data-start=\"206\"\u003eWell, I'm sitting here staring at a bunch of hats. Exciting, right? Singles, low stock, samples, prototypes. Stuff I won't be taking to events or listing online because I just don't have will to gather it all and post them individually or haul it all around. So now You can get something silly for a nice little discount.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"266\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEvery hat in this batch is a one-off, a sample, or the last few of a run that I produced exclusively for an event. Some are prototypes. Some are survivors of a production run that I couldn't justify restocking. All of them deserve a head, rather than the box(es) they're inhabiting in my garage aka \"my really professional warehouse space.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"533\" data-start=\"206\"\u003eTreat yourself. Treat someone else. Or just let me take you on a pretty ok headwear journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"639\" data-start=\"636\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"671\" data-start=\"641\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"669\" data-start=\"645\"\u003e$25 Solo Adventure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"898\" data-start=\"672\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"685\" data-start=\"672\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"688\" data-start=\"685\"\u003eOne random hat in which you have zero say. Might be corduroy, might be a random trucker hat or even waxed cotton. All of it will be my silly art and style. Most have patches. A few are embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"903\" data-start=\"900\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"937\" data-start=\"905\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"935\" data-start=\"909\"\u003e$40 Double Time\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1208\" data-start=\"938\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"951\" data-start=\"938\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"954\" data-start=\"951\"\u003eTwo randomly selected hats. One for you. One for a friend. Or one for your extra head. I don't judge. You do you. Same notes from above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1213\" data-start=\"1210\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1245\" data-start=\"1215\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1243\" data-start=\"1219\"\u003e$50 Triple Threat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1543\" data-start=\"1246\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1259\" data-start=\"1246\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1262\" data-start=\"1259\"\u003eThree hats from the vault. Same rules as the rest. Accept your fate and press onward. Now you have options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1213\" data-start=\"1210\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1245\" data-start=\"1215\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1243\" data-start=\"1219\"\u003e$100 OCTUPLE EXPLOSION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"478\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"147\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"150\"\u003eEight flippin' hats. Do you even need this many?!\u003cbr\u003eProbably some stickers and who knows what the hell else I'll throw in there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"677\"\u003eThis is the big one that no one in their right mind needs unless you're outfitting your family or office team in questionable headwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1571\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1569\" data-start=\"1554\"\u003eA Few Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1832\" data-start=\"1572\"\u003eHats are chosen at random by me, because its just me packing all of this shit up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1832\" data-start=\"1572\"\u003eEverything in this batch is not currently listed in my shop. These are samples, test runs, prototypes, low stock pieces and singles left in inventory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1832\" data-start=\"1572\"\u003eMulti-hat buys will \u003cstrong\u003enever \u003c\/strong\u003ehave duplicates of the same design. A few orders might overlap though if you place several!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1832\" data-start=\"1572\"\u003eOne size fits most. If your head is an actual watermelon, you might be up the proverbial creek.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1832\" data-start=\"1572\"\u003eAll sales final on these suckers. Take your chances!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1832\" data-start=\"1572\"\u003eAvailable until these boxes are empty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eAll sales final. Own a piece of history. Or something. Look, I have to come up with the copy for all of this and sometimes I just let my fingers and brain do whatever they want.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1832\" data-start=\"1572\"\u003eYes? Yes indeed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SheeleyCo","offers":[{"title":"Solo","offer_id":67497870491866,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double","offer_id":67497870524634,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Triple","offer_id":67497870557402,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Octo!","offer_id":67497870590170,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/7962\/3642\/files\/AStackofHats.jpg?v=1791233512","url":"https:\/\/sheeleyco.com\/products\/sheeleyco-mystery-hat-thingie","provider":"SheeleyCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}